(The Managment do not take responsibility for any-one wetting their pants laughing.)
1) What I dont GET is: it means "im the perfect material" or "i love the movie material girls"? Well? post oppinion on msg board!!!
2) What happened HERE? My advice to whoever wrote that: if your not desired, or required, just kill yourself- your USELESS to the country. Post your advice on msg board!
3) Oh, jee, thanx, but, I think we KNOW THAT! Please, anyone who knew that before reading that abomination, sighn up on the msg board. We'll chat (if I'm online).
4) So, if my mum said stop laughing like a witch, because she 'minded' she DOES'NT MATTER???!!!
Seriously, who the HECK writes this junk?
If u agree with me, and ever had a situation when some1 u loved 'minded', post it on msg board plz!!!
5) How DARE you!!! Friendship is the 2nd most important word in the world vocabluary!!!! As for your friends, they must be professors since they identify meanings of words. If any1 can guess my 1st important word, I'd be very happy! Post suggestions on msg board!!
6) Ok, I agree with that one and I always follow it (like, HOW MANY TIMES have I fought over a boy?- Once, but one little problem- I was fighting WITH him, not OVER him.) but, you see, about the 'Ill b there 4 my girls 4 eva' thing, theres the little blockage of ...er... DEATH, HELLO!!! If you have any 'boy fighting' stories 2 share, plz, the msg box is always there.
7) Yeah, 'what would I do without u?' ! PLEASE ! Belive my experience, sometimes BFF turns out 2 be SL (SOME liars.) Anyway, if you care 2 share ur friendship knowlege, msg board NOW!!
8) And heres the interesting part: there is no gardening shop near by, u cant just carry the shovel around in ur POCKET for Gods sake!! Since were at this point, dont call anyone a loser, call them a SUCKER instead. If u have the e-mail of whoever wrote this, do me a favour and MURDER them plz? thanx, and then post how u did it on msg board!!
You know what, my advice, DON'T go running around after boys that (by fair chance) don't like you, so then you won't have to experience hell when you go there (IF you do), so you won't waste any extra-supercalifrenzylistickexpialogautoisly need nervie-pervies, all right darlin's? Now run allong to the msg board, all right then?
